Tuesday, June 30, 2009


Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was SO very disappointed.

It started off with dominating gay dogs. Add in kitchen appliances that shoot from their penis. Plus a smidge of mom saying Shia got his cherry popped. A cup of Megan Fox's ass. The gigantic robot testicles. Toy trucks that dry hump legs... the list really never ends. I was mortified for the family sitting next to me who brought their seven year old girl to the movie.

The story was exceedingly weak. Plot holes abound. The only really redeeming part was the fight scene where Optimus Prime used his swords to rip apart a few baddies.