June 30, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was SO very disappointed.

It started off with dominating gay dogs. Add in kitchen appliances that shoot from their penis. Plus a smidge of mom saying Shia got his cherry popped. A cup of Megan Fox's ass. The gigantic robot testicles. Toy trucks that dry hump legs... the list really never ends. I was mortified for the family sitting next to me who brought their seven year old girl to the movie.

The story was exceedingly weak. Plot holes abound. The only really redeeming part was the fight scene where Optimus Prime used his swords to rip apart a few baddies.

June 09, 2009

Wow... what a strange couple of months it has been. My dad died at the beginning of April. I'll feature him in a comic soon. He was probably my nerdiness times a thousand.

Next week I'll have six house guests. Nathan will probably not know what to do with himself. That'll be a lot of fun.

If you haven't noticed or you are reading from an RSS reader the front page of the web site has changed. I want to work up to a few themes and have the site randomly rotate through them. Lemme know what you think!

I did a bad thing in the world of design with this version of the site... I liked the design enough to reformat the content to fit the site rather than reformat the site to fit the content. I am a terrible, terrible designer. Though the up side is the code and CSS on this new site is MUCH more readable and maintainable. The previous code was written a LONG time ago and it was very terrible. I have probably had people turn me down for jobs before based on the HTML on this site--and I can't blame them!